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Thursday, September 11, 2003

TO THE ALIENS WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

Exactly two orbital periods ago, some lifeforms on this planet intentionally steered some flying machines into some buildings and into the ground. This caused thousands of other lifeforms to die.

It accomplished nothing. No one knows why it was done. No group claimed responsibility.

Unfortunately, this is typical of the insanity that happens here.

PLEASE GET ME THE HELL OFF THIS PLANET. Thank you.